Here’s a pretty wild, eye-opening story from the world of bodybuilding: Rich Piana, a gigantic man who competed professionally, takes steroids, has done so for a long time, and can’t get enough of them inside his hulking body.
Piana, who is retired from the sport but continues to push his body to extreme limits while making videos for his popular social-media channels because the world is a terrible place, is 45 years old and says he has been taking steroids since he was 18. He has posted steroid-taking schedules and … honestly, this story is the worst.
In the Daily Mail, Piana says:
“I was competing on stage and I was getting to the point where I was getting blown off stage if I wasn’t going to do steroids, so I took that step.
“But you know what? I’m happy with everything I chose and happy with the way that everything went in my life and I would not have done anything different.
“I’m completely happy with the choice that I made to start taking steroids at an early age of 18.”
Piana appears to be a wealthy and successful person, so who are we to say that his cheating wasn’t the right thing to do? The Patriots have been cheating and winning for nearly two decades and no one seems to mind that Tom Brady is getting endorsements, so why get mad at Piana?
Then again, you can’t die from deflating footballs so your tiny hands can grip them better, so maybe don’t do drugs, kids.