Your spank bank is about to get a lot weirder with the upcoming addition ofTed Cruz doppleganger Searcy Hayes’ sex tape. Hayes catapulted to national spotlight last Monday, when an appearance on The Maury Show made everyone realize she resembled Ted Cruz, but in drag. Well, all that attention garnered led to porno website XHamster offering the 21 year old and her 25-year-old fiance thousands of dollars for the world’s shortest celebrity sex tape ever.
For $10,000, Hayes and her husband will be recording a six-minute sex tape that’s yet to have a title. That’s about $1,666.66 per hot and steaming minute. The Mississippi mother-of-one says she didn’t have to think twice about making a sex tape because she’s done them before, but this time, she needs the money. “I’m fine with it because everything is going to support my family,” she said to Huffington Post. “I want to get my son whatever he wants.”
This is just the kind of novelty porn America wants, apparently. XHamster spokesman Mike Kulich told The Huffington Post Ted Cruz with a wig is right up our alley, telling the media giant, “We wanted Searcy because overnight she became a viral meme.” Adding, “I think a lot of XHamster viewers really wanted to see her in action.” Or maybe they wanted to see Ted Cruz in action? Either way, it works.
And much like Kanye West gets off knowing his wife helps young boys become men, Hayes’ fiancee is also ecstatic over his wife being famous. “It’s kind of exciting and shocking to know she’s famous — she’s more famous than Madonna!” he commented to HuffPo. “I’m with a star.”
Huffington Post notes the couple will be filming their sex tape with an iPhone, which will ensure that we see every crack and crevice in glorious high definition, just as Steve Jobs intended it.